friday 5: ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for

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1. As you approach the mic to deliver some kind of speech, what’s your walk-up music?

I have options… The second is NSFW.

2. Before your induction into some hall of fame, who introduces you?

In no world would this happen, but Mercedes Lackey or Henrik Lundqvist. The former being my all-time favorite author, the latter being my all-time favorite hockey player.

3. Who’s writing the foreword in your autobiography?

Oh, boy. Son #3. He has a way with words and has a similar irreverent sense of humor. He’d make it inappropriately funny.

4. At a meal where your metaphorical heart is the main course, what’s a good appetizer?

Metaphorical humor. Humor is life.

5. If people had warning labels for cautioning new acquaintances, what might yours read?

May exhibit dark humor. Is an eclectic human who strives to defy definition.