Yesterday, I posted an ad on Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter, but the 140 character limit imposed by Twitter and Ping.fm (the service I use for simultaneous posting) severely limited my ad. So I thought I would post an expanded advertisement here, too, just in case a future cabana boy happens by my blog. Because we all know a chick blog is the first place a guy would go, right?!
:: ♥ WANTED ♥ ::
- Seeking male 21 – 40, although age is negotiable.
- Must be gorgeous and willing to be primarily eye candy.
- Must be willing to serve my every whim, whether it be cocktails at 3pm, or cavier and milkshakes at 2am.
- Must be non-judgemental in every way.
- Must be skilled at the fine art of flattering a woman, despite current butt size.
- Strong hands and arms required, for both manual labor and massage.
- Must be willing to work odd hours.
- Speaking is optional, unless complimentary, but having the ability to carry on an intelligent conversation when asked is preferred.
- Discretion is a must.
Pay is low, and benefits are few. Unless, of course, simply being in my company is payment enough.
Now accepting applications.