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Face Plants & a Beast of Terror

Face Plants & a Beast of Terror

Technically, it’s a Thursday.  But I am fairly certain that it is actually a Monday thinly veiled as a Thursday.  Either that or I am completely incapable of life today.  Honestly, it could be either.  I rolled out of bed this morning, a full hour before I needed to be, and promptly managed to fall […]

Posted 7 July 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 0 Comments

Hair goo + shower caps = Sexy Mama

Hair goo + shower caps = Sexy Mama

I’m telling you, sometimes it is terribly hard to manage all the sexiness that is me.  It’s a burden, but a burden I have to bear nonetheless.  This morning, I woke up refreshed after about 7 hours of good sleep after 48 hours running on about 30 minutes of sleep.  The husband is on a […]

Posted 6 July 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 0 Comments

Bubble wrap & a muzzle, oh, my!

Bubble wrap & a muzzle, oh, my!

I am not entirely sure which of those days this particular day is.  I do know that there is some reason to think that perhaps I should have stayed in bed, preferably wrapped in bubble wrap and wearing a muzzle. I started the day with a blue eye.  Not black and blue.  Just blue.  Hence […]

Posted 19 April 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama, WTH?! / 2 Comments

Tales of poo,…

Tales of poo,…

The last two weeks have been insane and nonstop drama.  Let’s see, it all began with the poop storm within my apartment,… literally.  Just moments after Ashley and Donovan left for school last Friday, I heard the sudden whoosh of a large amount of water.  So I walked back towards the bathrooms, only to discover […]

Posted 26 May 2010 by Kim Deister in Bitches & Moans / 0 Comments

Dive bombed,…!

Dive bombed,…!

Is it a bad omen? Is it a sign that things are not going to go well for me today when, as I am coming back inside after seeing the kids off to school, a crow dive bombs me and nearly poops in my coffee? I don’t know which would have been worse, a crow […]

Posted 9 October 2009 by Kim Deister in Daily Drama, Mama Drama / 0 Comments

Adventures in mothering boys,…!

Adventures in mothering boys,…!

There are some things, as a mother, that remain over my head and dealing with morning wood is one of them.  My little guy has recently discovered this phenomena and it is,… well,… awkward!  Not having the same plumbing, I am woefully unequipped to deal with said problem!  But it is hard NOT to notice, […]

Posted 8 October 2009 by Kim Deister in Kid Tales / 0 Comments

It’s about choice and respect.

It’s about choice and respect.

There is nothing I hate more than labels, even though I know sometimes they are necessary.  But labels can be so limiting in someone’s perception of you, or your own perception of yourself.  I hate being put in a box because of what someone labels me.  Just because someone labels you as something doesn’t mean […]

Posted 26 September 2009 by Kim Deister in Bitches & Moans / 1 Comment


Drama, drama, drama!

Drama, drama, drama!

::UPDATE:: Well, it appears that my drama-loving “friend” was not directly responsible,… this time.  Somebody else that knows of me through them supposedly used their account to send the incriminating message to my other friend.  Whatever.  Supposedly they found out about it after the fact, but didn’t do a damn thing about it.  That makes […]

Posted 10 September 2009 by Kim Deister in Bitches & Moans, WTH?! / 2 Comments