Month: July 2009





Where’s my zen?!

Where’s my zen?!

After the trauma of having to deal with the testosterone-fueled drama of my middle two children ALL FREAKIN’ DAY yesterday, I woke up this morning feeling the need for some zen.  However, my morning plans really didn’t fit in with that.  Donovan had a facial & hair cut appointment this morning at 0900 and I […]

Posted 7.22.2009/1138 | Wednesday in Daily Drama, Family Stuff | / 0 Comments


I would appreciate some good drugs.

I would appreciate some good drugs.

Muscle relaxers, painkillers, throat soothers, something.  Along with a tall Swede named Sven who gives good massage.  This would be a fine time for all my cabana boys to seek me out, all at the same time.  How do I adequately describe the pain I am currently in?  There is a spot at the base […]

Posted 7.17.2009/0742 | Friday in Bitches & Moans | / 1 Comment