1. When did you most recently have all your ducks in a row?
I used to always have my ducks in a row. These days the life in the US is so insane that I don’t even know what the ducks are any more to even get them in any kind of formation whatsoever.
2. What is the elephant in the room?
The Orange Mango-in-Chief and his boss Putin and their henchman Muskrat. The utter destruction they are wreaking.
3. Where would you like to be a fly on the wall?
I don’t know that there’s anywhere I’d like to be a fly on the wall. I think I’d be afraid of what I’d hear.
4. What is the bee in your bonnet?
See #2. The utter disdain I have for a wide swath of people for standing blindly by and allowing these things to happen. The sheer amount of fear and stress I live with nonstop.
5. When did you most recently have butterflies in your stomach?
When haven’t I lately? And not the good kind.
I have nothing comforting to say because I find no comfort in the state of the union but I see you and yeah. Yeah.