Category: Mama Drama

I don’t get paid enough for this BS.

I don’t get paid enough for this BS.

I swear sometimes that I must talk to my children in Swahili.  Or serious issues with English comprehension.  Or they are suffering from senility.  Maybe all three.  Dealing with various children yesterday and today have led me to think that conversing with drywall would have been far more engaging.  I am about to bash my […]

Posted 8 July 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 0 Comments

Face Plants & a Beast of Terror

Face Plants & a Beast of Terror

Technically, it’s a Thursday.  But I am fairly certain that it is actually a Monday thinly veiled as a Thursday.  Either that or I am completely incapable of life today.  Honestly, it could be either.  I rolled out of bed this morning, a full hour before I needed to be, and promptly managed to fall […]

Posted 7 July 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 0 Comments

Hair goo + shower caps = Sexy Mama

Hair goo + shower caps = Sexy Mama

I’m telling you, sometimes it is terribly hard to manage all the sexiness that is me.  It’s a burden, but a burden I have to bear nonetheless.  This morning, I woke up refreshed after about 7 hours of good sleep after 48 hours running on about 30 minutes of sleep.  The husband is on a […]

Posted 6 July 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 0 Comments


A Stoli & coffee kind of day?

A Stoli & coffee kind of day?

My “fluffy bunny” happy attitude seems to be AWOL.  Between children and adult drama, I think my brain and patience level are thoroughly deep fried.  And because I certainly don’t want to deal with any more drama, a good portion of it is just brewing inside me, making me a human pressure cooker.  If I […]

Posted 10 June 2011 by Kim Deister in Bitches & Moans, Mama Drama / 0 Comments

To hell with “Mother’s Day”,…

To hell with “Mother’s Day”,…

Apparently Mother’s Day is just another day to say “screw you” to me.  Not one of the three children still living here even remembered it was Mother’s Day until it was pointed out to them.  I didn’t even hear from the fourth until moments ago, although his friends wished me a happy day HOURS before […]

Posted 8 May 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 1 Comment

Bubble wrap & a muzzle, oh, my!

Bubble wrap & a muzzle, oh, my!

I am not entirely sure which of those days this particular day is.  I do know that there is some reason to think that perhaps I should have stayed in bed, preferably wrapped in bubble wrap and wearing a muzzle. I started the day with a blue eye.  Not black and blue.  Just blue.  Hence […]

Posted 19 April 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama, WTH?! / 2 Comments

The Diva vs. The Menfolk

The Diva vs. The Menfolk

Where does it all go wrong?!  Clearly, waking up is my first mistake.  I have to get up 15 minutes earl every day because it takes that long to get my husband out of bed.  This is a fact of my reality that never ceases to annoy the living hell out of me, as I […]

Posted 28 January 2011 by Kim Deister in Mama Drama / 1 Comment

WTH?

WTH?

I swear, the total cluelessness that goes on around here is going to make me lose what is left of my mind.  I joke, or at least try to, but I am completely serious about just how pissed off and frustrated I am.  Nothing I say or do seems to get through to anyone, but […]